Quick impressions of SE Asia

On the bus: Damn I'm tall
On the school campus where I am Living: Damn I look old
Eating at street vendors: Flagrent sanitations violations?!
Eating at street vendors: This costs me 1/5th of what it would in the US (and tastes twice as good?!)
After Eating at street vendors (fortunately only once so far): Should'a gotten more TP while I was out.
Walking around in this Neighborhood: Am I really that amusing to stare at?

and the list goes on... more later